The Pony space empire of Lulamoon Land is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Rainbow Lulamoon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.169 billion Lulamoonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantermoon. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lulamoonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Equuses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,198 Equuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Unicorns and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and teachers flinch when students raise their hands too quickly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lulamoon Land's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Equestrianism.

Lulamoon Land is ranked 321,236^th in the world and 24^th in The Interdimensional Community for Nicest Citizens, with 0.39 average smiles per day.