The Dystopian Harmony ❄️ of Luksusowa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord God Master Cirno with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 28.948 billion Faeries are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kostroma. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Luksusowan economy, worth an astonishing 10,262 trillion Vodkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,520 Vodkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, Lord God Master Cirno can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luksusowa's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is outlawed in public locations.

Luksusowa is ranked 5,604^th in the world and 23^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 43.47 average smiles per day.