Most Devout: 164thMost Patriotic: 2,669thLowest Crime Rates: 2,886th
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Луганская сила!
Comrade Romanov
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Luganskaya

Population8.42 billion

CapitalLugansk
LeaderComrade Romanov
FaithRussian Orthodox Christianity

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Luganskaya is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Romanov with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.42 billion Luganskayans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lugansk. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luganskayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,874 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public, Luganskayans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luganskaya's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox Christianity.

Luganskaya is ranked 228,480th in the world and 7th in The Maoist Communist Party for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Devout: 164thMost Patriotic: 2,669thLowest Crime Rates: 2,886thTop
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Most Armed: 3,332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,041stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,662ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,548thHealthiest Citizens: 6,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,816thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,584thMost Authoritarian: 12,455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,841stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,302ndMost Developed: 14,696thLargest Mining Sector: 14,999thTop
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Best Weather: 15,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,921stMost Efficient Economies: 17,423rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,838thLargest Governments: 25,174thMost Conservative: 25,277thHighest Economic Output: 25,513thSmartest Citizens: 25,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,696th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, Luganskayans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Luganskaya, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.

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