The Woodhouse Luvs U 4ever💋 of Luftballons is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by T J Eckleburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.242 billion Luftballonsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gucci Mane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The large but inefficient Luftballonsian economy, worth 425 trillion $$s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,208 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, T J Eckleburg's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime is a problem. Luftballons's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Luftballons is ranked 171,948^th in the world and 1^st in New World Order of Fascism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 978.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.