The Holy Empire of Luffah is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.437 billion Luffahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The powerhouse Luffahian economy, worth 121 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,347 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luffah's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luffah is ranked 27,363^rd in the world and 149^th in Holmond Holdings for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,801.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.