The Fiefdom of Luetzow is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 5.19 billion Luetzowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Luetzowian economy, worth 238 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 45,927 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luetzow's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Luetzow is ranked 130,613^th in the world and 778^th in Remembrance for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.