The People's Republic of Ludhaiskarikas 5th Logistics Division is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 7 million Ludhaiskarikans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Ludhaiskarikas economy, worth 229 billion ghaltinams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 32,803 ghaltinams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ludhaiskarikas 5th Logistics Division's national animal is the falcon.

Ludhaiskarikas 5th Logistics Division is ranked 242,139^th in the world and 2^nd in The Red Socialist Region for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.