The Community of Lucifers Cats is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Baphomet with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 24.229 billion Cats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The Lucifers Catsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion Pewniggles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 86,873 Pewniggles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government forces Cats to eat their vegetables, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime is totally unknown. Lucifers Cats's national animal is the Horned Nymph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lucifers Cats is ranked 1,615^th in the world and 4^th in Hippy Haven for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,324.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.