The Capital City of Luanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bailiff with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.964 billion Luandans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luanda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Luandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,444 trillion Kwanzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,319 Kwanzas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, commemoration of the Great Absolution War costs almost as much as the war itself, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luanda's national animal is the Agapornis, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luanda is ranked 99,890^th in the world and 16^th in Absolution for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 913.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.