The Republic of Lsparks is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.823 billion Lsparksians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lsparksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,938 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, museums offer moralization or your money back, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and policies are debated via video essays and tier lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lsparks's national animal is the Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lsparks is ranked 80,638^th in the world and 31^st in The lost lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,754.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.