The Rogue Nation of LSN67 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.861 billion LSN67ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN67ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,682 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,281 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, LSN67 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN67's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN67 is ranked 44,752^nd in the world and 20^th in DogeLand for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,115.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.