The Aerospace Republic of LSK is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Richard E Wilson with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.249 billion Luskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fawn Lake. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Luskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,228 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,624 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

LSK has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSK's national animal is the Domestician Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Industrialism.

LSK is ranked 256,923^rd in the world and 1,266^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Drug Use, scoring 35.45 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.