The Colony of Lreehehiindet Army is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.354 billion Lreehehiindet Armyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Lreehehiindet Armyian economy, worth 99.1 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,211 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,675 per year while the poor average 16,390, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lreehehiindet Army's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lreehehiindet Army is ranked 251,814^th in the world and 31^st in The Card Void for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 86.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.