The People's Republic of Loyo is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.349 billion Loyons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qingmedao. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Loyoan economy, worth 711 trillion Loyomarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,257 Loyomarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loyo's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Loyo is ranked 82,293^rd in the world and 16^th in Arrosia for Highest Average Incomes, with 85,257.6 Standard Monetary Units.