The Empire of Loyaltopia is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.866 billion Loyaltopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Loyaltopian economy, worth 79.2 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,417 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, modesty is treated with the side-eye, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loyaltopia's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Loyaltopia is ranked 203,433^rd in the world and 42^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.6 percentage of bribes refused.