The Corporation of Lowercasist is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Stalin with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.9 billion Lowercasistians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercasist Corporate Headquarters. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lowercasistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Frotmeriums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 266,454 Frotmeriums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,822 per year while the poor average 3,067, a ratio of 796 to 1.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and the economy is green and the air is black. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lowercasist's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Lowercasist is ranked 330,834^th in the world and 8^th in Kaiserredone Clique for Safest, scoring 2.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.