The Theocracy of Lower Silesian is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 5.264 billion Lower Silesianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The strong Lower Silesianian economy, worth 304 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,699 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is moderate. Lower Silesian's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lower Silesian is ranked 86,442^nd in the world and 3^rd in United Democratic World for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.