The Nation of Lower Doreitemastalinomada is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.879 billion Lower Doreitemastalinomadans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Lower Doreitemastalinomadan economy, worth 335 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 21,098 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", Harry Potter books are banned, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Doreitemastalinomada's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lower Doreitemastalinomada is ranked 189,818^th in the world and 2,512^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 120.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.