The Empire of Lovanistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dries Anoudir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.488 billion Lovanistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ismontan. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lovanistanian economy, worth 66.6 trillion Lovinis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,751 Lovinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties, and gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovanistan's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lovanistan is ranked 115,217^th in the world and 1^st in Lovania for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,878.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.