The Democratic States of Loush Land Archive 5 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 3.21 billion Loush Land Archive 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Loush Land Archive 5ian economy, worth 101 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 31,654 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land Archive 5's national animal is the random.

Loush Land Archive 5 is ranked 142,490^th in the world and 28^th in Loush Land for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,410.53 Standard Monetary Units.