The Queendom of Louis Harbour is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.153 billion Louis Harbourians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Louis Harbourian economy, worth 514 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 42,346 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,925 per year while the poor average 2,654, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Louis Harbour's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Louis Harbour is ranked 205,187^th in the world and 4^th in Vancouver Island for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.16 kickbacks per hour.