The Bi-ronic Vampire Hunters of Lothria is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Gaunt with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.152 billion Loths are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dun Erren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The thriving Lothrian economy, worth 503 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 70,358 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 507,533 per year while the poor average 3,120, a ratio of 162 to 1.

There is no rest for the widowed, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Loths can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is a problem. Lothria's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Hanged Gods.

Lothria is ranked 293,036^th in the world and 2^nd in Tellos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.31 law-abiding acts per hour.