The Confederated States of Lost Americans is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.343 billion Lost Americansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lost Americansian economy, worth a remarkable 7,220 trillion cents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,319 cents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Lost Americans's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lost Americans is ranked 64,939^th in the world and 7^th in Dor Lomin for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,372.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.