The Nobody's Daughter of Loser Dust is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.133 billion Loser Dustians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The strong Loser Dustian economy, worth 51.6 trillion hits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,505 hits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and Loser Dust has designated Loser Dust City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loser Dust's national animal is the album, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Loser Dust is ranked 212,956^th in the world and 6^th in Cordone for Largest Black Market, with 391 billion Standard Monetary Units.