The Most Serene Republic of Los Disparates is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 3.35 billion Los Disparatesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Los Disparatesian economy, worth 57.7 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,209 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Disparates's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Los Disparates is ranked 253,976^th in the world and 2^nd in FluffyBunnikins4 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.