The Oppressed Peoples of Loretta Lynn is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.96 billion Loretta Lynnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butcher Hollow. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Loretta Lynnian economy, worth 586 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,236 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loretta Lynn's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loretta Lynn is ranked 51,141^st in the world and 1^st in Kentucky for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 67.86 Effective Tax Rate.