The Snarky BBD Puppet of Lord Crayfish is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Hector Barbossa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 14.039 billion Crayfisheses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep Dive. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lord Crayfishian economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Scubas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,506 Scubas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Crayfish's national animal is the Diver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crabbing.

Lord Crayfish is ranked 211,479^th in the world and 1^st in ANTI BBD for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,521.6 Standard Monetary Units.