The Armed Republic of Loradioactive is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.242 billion Loranians, 3.085 billion of whom are zombies, live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Loranian economy, worth 425 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,653 rubledollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,127 per year while the poor average 2,423, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loradioactive's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Loradioactive is ranked 266,194^th in the world and 20^th in ATOMIC for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.