The Republic of Lopranto is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, devout population of 513 million Loprantoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayats. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.3%.

The strong Loprantoan economy, worth 34.8 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,822 Toastarian Bolivars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, structures are raised on promises, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lopranto's national animal is the Loprantese Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lopranto is ranked 96,169^th in the world and 66^th in The Toastic Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.