The Queendom of LongPromisedRoad is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.55 billion LongPromisedRoadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The LongPromisedRoadian economy, worth 146 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,384 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, a major religion has been named as LongPromisedRoad's national religion, warning signs caution LongPromisedRoadians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and L-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LongPromisedRoad's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

LongPromisedRoad is ranked 131,060^th in the world and 4^th in The Caffeinated Confederation for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,113.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.