The Peninsular Utopia Dystopia of Longigia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 982 million Longigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ontard. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Longigian economy, worth 30.5 trillion Laungas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,020 Laungas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat-wagons to Ontard are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longigia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Longigia is ranked 209,818^th in the world and 2^nd in The North Atlantic for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 634.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.