The Republic of Loncan is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 213 million 000000000000 are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The strong 000000000 economy, worth 12.4 trillion 000s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,217 000s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loncan's national animal is the 000, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loncan is ranked 111,642^nd in the world and 803^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.