The Kingdom of Logistics is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 1.689 billion Logisticsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The Logisticsian economy, worth 87.6 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,841 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logistics's national animal is the swan.

Logistics is ranked 229,372^nd in the world and 774^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 259.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.