The Federation of Logical Paradox is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 42.489 billion Logical Paradoxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logical Paradox City. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Logical Paradoxian economy, worth an astonishing 15,258 trillion MUS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 359,124 MUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, every workday begins with group therapy, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Logical Paradox's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Logical Paradox is ranked 292,487^th in the world and 8^th in Discordia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 6.09 law-abiding acts per hour.