The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.207 billion Logan Thomasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The strong Logan Thomasian economy, worth 222 trillion yards a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,769 yards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Logan Thomas's new capital, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is relatively low. Logan Thomas's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Logan Thomas is ranked 260,238^th in the world and 418^th in The Bobcat Nation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.