The Colony of LOFS33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.686 billion LOFS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient LOFS33ian economy, worth 560 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,141 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LOFS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

LOFS33 is ranked 160,869^th in the world and 1^st in Legion Of Fascist States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.