The Queendom of Locthwain is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Ayara with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 891 million Locthwainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Locthwain. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The powerhouse Locthwainian economy, worth 93.3 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,667 Gold Pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, there's a bright dawn ahead for Locthwain, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and tens of thousands of Locthwainians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Locthwain's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Locthwain is ranked 139,284^th in the world and 1^st in Eldraine for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 34.17 Effective Tax Rate.