The Kingdom of Locksgreen is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Ceawlin with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.633 billion Locksgreeners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clamerkin. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Locksgreenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion vects a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,501 vects, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, a degree in King Ceawlin Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Locksgreen's national animal is the Peregine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pagan.

Locksgreen is ranked 32,518^th in the world and 9^th in Vectis for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,797.18 Standard Monetary Units.