The United Socialist States of Locati is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 901 million Locatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novacap. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Locatian economy, worth 142 trillion reales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 158,196 reales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'jaguardogs' dominate wildlife preserves, death is nobody's business, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime is totally unknown. Locati's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Locati is ranked 294,268^th in the world and 382^nd in Bozarkia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,927.07 Standard Monetary Units.