The Commonwealth of Lobsterminator is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Lobsterminatorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Lobsterminatorian economy, worth 4.56 trillion Crab legs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,465 Crab legs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,735 per year while the poor average 17,883, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lobsterminator's national animal is the Lobsterminator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lobsterminator is ranked 5,382^nd in the world and 1^st in Tera Marina for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,948.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.