The Dominion of Loasiru is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.78 billion Loasiruans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.9%.

The all-consuming Loasiruan economy, worth 207 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,477 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loasiru's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Loasiru is ranked 49,076^th in the world and 6^th in The Slumber for Highest Average Incomes, with 116,477.35 Standard Monetary Units.