The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 29.973 billion Llywelyn the 3rdians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The all-consuming Llywelyn the 3rdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,852 trillion skodas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 95,161 skodas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, every workday begins with group therapy, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Llywelyn the 3rd's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llywelyn the 3rd is ranked 56,164^th in the world and 9^th in Mordor for Most Patriotic, with 24.94 flags saluted per person per day.