The Toolchain of LLVM is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.584 billion LLVMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.
The frighteningly efficient LLVMian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion lempiras a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,309 lempiras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 767,998 per year while the poor average 21,383, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.
On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LLVM's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
LLVM is ranked 35,319th in the world and 9th in Aetherius for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 35.92 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
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LLVM, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
- : LLVM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, the government spares every expense for national defence.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, LLVM City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in LLVM, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.