The Republic of LLL 09 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.691 billion LLL 09ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The all-consuming LLL 09ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion lls a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 80,465 lls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of LLL 09ian Embarrassments, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LLL 09's national animal is the ll.

LLL 09 is ranked 9,603^rd in the world and 4^th in Libertium for Most Secular, with 94.82 Atheism Rate.