The Republic of LLL13 is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.844 billion LLL13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The very strong LLL13ian economy, worth 766 trillion lls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,350 lls, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LLL13's national animal is the ll, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LLL13 is ranked 6,333^rd in the world and 1^st in Libertium for Most Secular, with 97.74 Atheism Rate.