The Republic of Llagyaristan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.261 billion Llagyaristanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.8%.

The strong Llagyaristanian economy, worth 82.0 trillion norils a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,025 norils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llagyaristan's national animal is the kneazel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llagyaristan is ranked 244,788^th in the world and 7^th in Hella and Finna for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,741.37 Standard Monetary Units.