The Socialist Union of Lizukan is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 18.265 billion Lizukanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lizukanian economy, worth 895 trillion Litcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,017 Litcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizukan's national animal is the Longhorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lizukan is ranked 62,118^th in the world and 2^nd in Pawnsilvania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,656.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.