The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 85 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.176 billion Lizard Defense Force 85ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Lizard Defense Force 85ian economy, worth 84.5 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,837 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Lizard Defense Force 85's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 85 is ranked 200,147^th in the world and 3,036^th in eta for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.