The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 7 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 2.542 billion Lizard Defense Force 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Lizard Defense Force 7ian economy, worth 106 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 41,647 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 7's national animal is the unicorn.

Lizard Defense Force 7 is ranked 207,144^th in the world and 4^th in The Realm of Varangia for Smartest Citizens, with 24.12 quips per hour.