The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 53 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.279 billion Lizard Defense Force 53ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The Lizard Defense Force 53ian economy, worth 105 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,150 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 53's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 53 is ranked 136,006^th in the world and 2,220^th in eta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.2 percentage of bribes refused.